Why I Write ...

Purely as a form of expression to the emotions that run riot in my life at different junctures. This blog has seen several title revisions that also reflect the state of being and evolution I am constantly in. If one were to remain stagnant in hope of never changing their temporal present, one will awaken someday to much regret. Life is about living, evolving and adapting to the constant changes all around us.

My spot on the web is essentially a journey along with my monologue ramblings of my coherent mind accompanied by the incoherent thing called life. Read me if you like ... if you don't it is not the end of the world. I am at the very least a believer in humility lifts us further than pride.

Happy trails

12 January 2010

Hello .. You've Reached God .... Jan 12, 2010

Ring Ring ...
Ring Ring ...

'You've reached God in all names, please leave a message after the beep.

However if you're Malaysian, please do the following before leaving your message after the *beep*.

  1. Please press 1 if you're a Malaysian
  2. Please press 2 if you're a Malay Muslim with presumed exclusive use to 'Allah' when speaking to me
  3. Please press 3 if you're a East Malaysian Christian who has always called me 'Allah' but now your government has issues because they are a different type of Muslim and you cannot compare apples and oranges
  4. Please press 4 if you're a Non Muslim in Malaysia and you really just want to tell me you've had enough of all this but afraid where your government will take all this to
  5. Please press 5 and then hang up if you're one of those AMENO men trying to bribe me into making you even more rich and powerful.
Thank you for Calling God, but I've taken a sabbatical from Malaysia apparently you have a lot of 'demi and wannabe Gods' orchestrating this mess.

Have a nice day! God Bless!

*toot toot*

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