Why I Write ...

Purely as a form of expression to the emotions that run riot in my life at different junctures. This blog has seen several title revisions that also reflect the state of being and evolution I am constantly in. If one were to remain stagnant in hope of never changing their temporal present, one will awaken someday to much regret. Life is about living, evolving and adapting to the constant changes all around us.

My spot on the web is essentially a journey along with my monologue ramblings of my coherent mind accompanied by the incoherent thing called life. Read me if you like ... if you don't it is not the end of the world. I am at the very least a believer in humility lifts us further than pride.

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2 April 2008

Questionista ... Apr 2, 2008

If I were a super heroine my name would be Questionista :))

Why? You ask me WHY????

Have you never spoken to me? Have you not heard how in any conversation, I tend to answer a question put forth to me with another question in return? Take a moment to think, especially if you have in the past, current and perhaps in future interacted with me ... I am sure it will be like a blast of blinding light searing your brain ... indeed ani is the ultimate Questionista :)) ok ok so I took questions and nista and joined them together ... sounded logical .. I ain't no fashionista but questions ahahah I have innumerable.

My most infamous monosyllable is Why? Closely followed by Is that so? Next is the incredulous sounding Reeeeeely?? (the word here is Really just in case you think my England is no longer powderful!)

Ok back to me being a super heroine ... my one awesome power would be to roll off a gezillion questions faster than you can say blink, in such rapid fire that any nemesis would immediately be cursed with the dreaded brain freeze hence allowing the good justice team to take them into custody ... whilst their brains thaw out slowly forever remembering how Questionista proved they were just hyped up steroid pumped wannabes ... true heroes have brains :))

I'd have to lose like half my current body weight first before a half decent Lycra infused super hero outfit would look even remotely like an outfit and not an overstuffed sack of potatoes .. Like all super heroes I'd have to have symbol ... a logo ... something that defined me.

Now it seems I am bordering on copyright here ... isn't bad guy Riddler the one with '?????' all over his outfit?? Dang it ... so it looks like although the '?' is the favoured logo, I would have to 3-D it with some other enhancements ... what do you suggest??

Iridescent '?' on my calf?? back?? left arm?? I like uncomplicated things and the idea of something so important being kinda second placed because my Lycra infused suit also kinda would then be emphasising on some errrr 'assets' - sheez ... no wonder WonderWoman and Cat Woman and the rest of the heroine/villainous ladies never have logos .... their outfits leave no such need ...

Ok now you might ask ... why this totally whacky idea??? ahahahha well it was mooted from a conversation with a friend I shall now refer to as Sunshine Boy for anonymity sake ya. Sunshine Boy was super effervescent in one of his emails to me and I asked him why he was so happy and he came back with "does everything have to have a reason?"

Well Sunshine Boy and I are quite recent friends. Somewhat kindred spirits in the the passage of our lives. But that aside, he has not quite had the .ani in full throttle ... always questioning, asking wanting to know ... and I replied to him that did he not know I was Question Girl ... decided that girl was a tad bit juvenile and auntie was too old ... hence the upbeat Questionista :)) and that my super power was disabling enemies with a million questions ... hahahahaahha

His question as to does everything have to have a reason was interesting ... and bordering on some train of thought I have been having lately ... especially post a conversation yesterday morning (I was in one bummer mood) and Sam the ever positive rang for a hello how you doing and unfortunately I was not able to in time pull my mask of effervescent self and a bit much of my exhausted bile ridden angst spilled out. I sensed Sam the ever positive got a tad bit ticked off with all my negativity - I don't blame him actually haahha I am Miss Negative Maximo - especially when I am tired.

I wanted to write about that yesterday but got involved in some work which disturbed my thinking and hence no blog ... but as an off-shoot from this, likely I will write about post conversation with Sam what transpired in my mind. But that's another story for another day ...

Questionista has more compelling problem now ... I apparently need to acquire a half decent 'red carpet' type dress for my annual dinner in 10 days time - ahhahahahahahha where is that Lycra infused suit now!!! DAMNIT!!! I have to find something that will ultimately convincingly hide the losing battle to the bulge I am currently experiencing .... *sigh*

Till next time, I have a duty that calls - which is to incessantly ask reed thin sales girls do you have it in 50 sizes larger please so that it'll fit more than my ankle! ... GAWD! ...

*ehehehhehe* ... if and when I find that illusive dress, I shall share the 'victory' with you ....

Till then ... happy evening everyone ... it's just pissed down hard where I am and I am thinking that delays my mall amazing race to find the dress that fits ....

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